quarta-feira, novembro 16

The English post

Portuguese Prime Minister insisted that having English lessons since elementary school is one of his major priorities. Although a good idea it won’t be enough to bring progress and prosperity to our beloved nation. In that case a global strategy is required.
Everybody agrees that the best way to learn a foreign language is to move abroad. Seems interesting, moving all Portuguese to England and making them return one year later... that would surely upgrade our English skills but, at the same time, raise a bigger problem. During that period Chinese wouldn’t have anyone to sell their stuff to, Brazilians wouldn’t have anyone to work for and Africans wouldn’t have anyone to steal from.
Russian maids have more to offer than astonishing eyes or easy blowjobs. They are an easy way to breakthrough the Iron Curtain and the path to become bilingual. Although a funny idiom, is absolutely useless (unless you want to sell weapons in Moscow or import illegal vodka).
So, my advice to all Portuguese hetero men is to have an English/American/Canadian/Australian lover, preference given to double D cups. Scottish/Irish/Welsh girls are bad choices because they have bad accents and smelly pussies.